Head Lines: Poems from the News

Cetacean conversation: AI could let us talk to whales. Experts question if that’s a good idea.

Our thirst for pineapple may be causing mutations in Costa Rica’s sloths

The desert “erases people:” Volunteers try to count migrant deaths, but the true number is unknown

Neko Wilson released in landmark Arizona case

Arizona lifts political protection for abortion clinics

Fishy business surrounding the Fukushima cleanup

Does the CIA think waterboarding is a sport?

The burger peasants revolt against the burger kings

McDonald’s new mystery meat will come with a free side of lies

Conflicting interests constructing the Keystone XL

The witch hunt for whistleblowers continues

Goodbye, net neutrality; goodbye, open internet

Heroes of the Dallas Safari Club take on the horned menace

Echidna — Next Door Villain Podcast

Ode To Better Writers — 2024 Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest Honorable Mention